Sex toys started out with simple dildos more or less phallus shaped. Later, with the coming of electricity and batteries, the vibrating action was added. Now with the advent of new materials dildos and vibrators can be made that look almost indistinguishable from the real organ.

Made with special rubbers to provide the feel of an erect penis, both firm and springy yet still with a little bit of give, modern realistic vibrators now feel very much like the real thing. They usually produce the moulds by copying a real erect penis including the veins and shape of the penis head. The penises are often coloured very realistically too. Due to difficulties with moulding, nearly all realistic vibrators are circumcised. Providing a foreskin would need an addition to the circumcised version after moulding, the reverse of real life!

So now you have a convincingly real looking and real feeling substitute penis, always erect, which can even vibrate. What are you waiting for!

Well, there are some things still missing.

The rest of the man for a start! Of course they can be a nuisance and they do cost more money than the cost of vibrator batteries to run, but there is something about men ...

Occasionally they do remember to make a compliment for instance. Some (none penis like) sex toys also talk, but although men (and women) sometimes talk to 'their' real penis I think they would be surprised if it talked back! A realistic penis could be made that gives compliments but I am not sure you would feel flattered by it, at least not if the quality of the speech of other speaking sex toys is anything to go by!

Men have other nice bits to touch (who doesn't like a pert bottom), lips to kiss, muscles to feel and arms to cuddle with and even sometimes a nice smell!

So, what's your choice? A man's penis or a realistic vibrator?

I tell you what, how about having both? Get the man to cuddly you, kiss you, carry you up to the bedroom give you some foreplay (I missed out an erotic tongue in the plus list didn't I). When you are ready for it, send him off on an errand, making the tea perhaps, get out your secret, perfectly sized ever ready realist penis vibrator and enjoy a perfect climax.

What do you really think?